What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do you love fat pussy?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

Why do men think all women are the same?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?