What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are some cute stories with your crush?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?